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The sheer desperation of this all-caps search string compels me to answer.

WHEN DO NEWBORNS GET EASIER

Ah, sweetie! Been there (twice). Babies are all different, but I'd say each of ours really turned the corner to sleeping more (which was the key for us) around 8-12 weeks old. Our first was colicky--crying from about 5pm to about 9pm (give or take) almost daily until five months old. That was tough. Putting her in a sling and walking around or bouncing up and down helped, though it was tiring.

But in general, they get easier and easier exponentially as time passes. Every week down is a week closer to easier. Hang in there!